getting my dick sucked clean by dis one hoe dontazja loving it

Eventually you start to think that AT&T executives should just stop thinking before they hurt someone or themselves. If AT&T put half as much energy into running a top-flight network with quality support as they did cooking up hare-brained troll toll schemes — they might just stop coming in last place in all major customer satisfaction studies.
Karl Bode from the previously-linked piece about AT&T’s latest idiotic money-making scheme. (via parislemon)

S.O.S Weed

Aint no way around it